Wednesday, November 30, 2005

My Top 100 Bands of All Time


Periodically, yo az needs to be enlightened. Thus, the cultural portion of the blog. I will attempt to compile the definitive list and review of the Top 100 Bands of All Time. These will be in no particular order since they are all #1 in my heart.

#100 Al Foxx
Don't let the homeless look distract you from the subtle casio keyboard tunes of our first entry. Al has been entertaining the hungry and the Catholics every Friday for over a decade at the Native Texan in Lubbock, Texas. Who can resist the all you can eat catfish and the delightful sounds of one of America's most pickled talent. A recent patron of the Texan, as locals call it, recalled his memories of Al. "We really wanted him to play at our wedding until we found out that he's philosophically opposed to marriage. When we told him that there would be all the little smokies and miniature bottles of vodka he could consume, he changed his tune real quick." So if you are ever cruising down Slide and have a pain for some saturated fat and heartfelt music, the Native Texan and Al Foxx should be your destination.

Defibulator not included
Definitive Song: King of the Road

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