Let's Do It For Our Country...The Red, White and the Blue!

"It's Uncle Sam who's asking, so your mother would approve."
What was once the forbidden act is now a symbol of patriotism.

Or so it would seem after yesterday's news from Tehran, Iran. On Wednesday, the supreme religious leader of Iran, Sayyid Ali Khameini, answered questions concerning what is and is not permissible during the Muslim holy month of Ramadan.

To be specific, Khameini, who is Iran's most powerful political and religious figure, was asked on his website : "If somebody masturbates during the month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?"

"If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a ḥarām (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a ḥaram intentional breaking fasting," the Iranian leader said, posting the reply on his website.

A few points I would like to make:

1) How frikin insane is it that Khameini has a WEBSITE?!! (bookmarking............now)
2) Who knew there were so many patriotic young people in this country? Because now, shocking the monkey is a Red Bloodied, American Act of Patriotism! Of course the difficult part will be convincing the wife that it's nothing against her, I'm just supporting our troops!
3) How long will it take for Mark Foley's lawyer to work this angle?