After a flurry of rumors circulating over the last few weeks, the deportation of the "non-outraged" has begun. Starting with the "eduKated", citizens are now being transported to re-education facilities around the region. Many are scoffing at the sudden move by the "man", believing that this is just a normal set of circumstances. But Tierd Ferguson, 35, of North Korea believes something else is afoot. "My Great-Grandparents witnessed these same things. I never dreamed that my children would ever see such events unfold, but my nightmare has come to pass."
Maria Otero, Komandant of the Texico Undesirable Relocation District stated late yesterday that, "we are simply assisting in a greater organized effort to assimilate the lemmings of our community to a better way of living." The TURD facility is expecting to accommodate up to 5,000 "non-outraged" by the end of the year, with plans to expand into nearby Melrose within the first quarter of next year.
In an attempt to resist the new aggressive tacticts of the man, citizens are now simply looking the other way when approaching the "paper-checking" units now placed in the entry way of these facilities. But one can only speculate that outbreaks of violence will continue as was witnessed last week. With single slogans like, "We Have the Lowest Prices" blaring from the intercom, citizens are now encouraged to leave all individualism behind and enjoy their detention.
*originally posted on techsanlounge.blogspot.com
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