Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Hasta La Vista Baby













Stanley "Tookie" Williams, the award winning author, notorious co-founder of the "Crips" and convicted murderer died last night in San Quentin, California. What was to be death by lethal injection is now clouded in mystery as rumors are circulating that Williams did not die from the lethal injection but from massive blows to the head and internal bleeding.

A manditory autopsy was performed on Williams after the now alledged execution. The results show that the cause of death was not sodium pentathol but that Williams suffered several blows to the head with a blunt object as well as lacerations to his liver and kidneys. It is widely known that the Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger and former Mr. Olympia had entertained a possible alternative to the standard State performed lethal injection. It seems as though "Tookie" had challenged the Governor to a winner take all steel cage death match.

Gov. Schwarzenegger was unavailable for comment but reports are coming in that the governor has checked into a Palm Springs Spa and resort to recuperate after the alledged Battle Royale.

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