In a sudden turn of events in the war crimes trial of Saddam Hussein, the defendent yesterday stated his distrust in the infidels ability to decide a National Champion. Although widely known as a lifelong University of Texas fan, Hussein voiced his discomfort in supporting the BCS regime, even though it is placing his beloved Longhorns in the national championship game. "How can we place our trust in the beast of the infidel?" Hussein was referring to the process in which computers are used to help determine the top two teams in Division I football. Hussein continued, "If the Prophet (peace be upon him) were here to see this, He would call down a cloud of locusts to devour those who stand in the way of a playoff system!!!"
Many of the jurors seemed to nod in approval as the former President of Iraq laid out his plan for the NCAA. "You are either for a playoff system or you are with the evildoers" Saddam proclaimed as he took his seat in defiance. It's unclear whether or not representatives of the NCAA or the Bowl Selection Committees were in attendance on Tuesday but there has been speculations of an 11th hour appeal on behalf of Penn State to institute a Fatwah against the Rose Bowl committee.
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