Silent Majority Still Not Understood

In an attempt to take back America, the silent majority is looking to have their voices heard. After decades of being pushed around by others in their places of work, the city square and other public areas, "voiceless" people are looking to take a more aggressive stance in the public scene.

Sometimes referred to as "mimes", these people have been in the shadows of the American experience for decades. Alienated for their stances on politics and enclosed spaces, these often misunderstood individuals are now attempting to make their voices heard. "It's time we speak up for our way of life" said Barry Wallace, co-founder of Silent Majority of Mimes. "We are tired of letting others assert their way of life on us. It's time we pushed back!"

Attempts are being made to encourage registration and voter turn-out, and to educate mimes on their ability to conduct non-partisan registration drives without incurring the wrath of the IRS. Jugglers and magicians are taking the new changes to the streets in stride. "It just seems that they are undermining their own way of life, but leave it to the mimes to not understand reality" said juggler Yuri Garcia.