South Plains Mall to Offer "The Lap of Jesus"

This Christmas, your child is invited to "Sit on the lap of the Lord, Jesus Christ".

Instead of having your child ask that fat red demon, Santa to shower them with undeserved gifts for Christmas, have your child beg Jesus to forgive them of their filthy sins!

Join us in saying, "NO!" to Santa and "YES!" to Jesus, then seal your verbal commitment with a framed photograph for only $48.99*.

*Take home a holiday memory your Christian family will cherish for many years to come!

After sitting on Jesus' lap and confessing their sins, parents are asked to explain to their children that the Lord is gifted with the ability to be omnipresent. Thus, there is no need for them to be upset when they see other Jesuses walking around the mall.

In addition, to account for long waits and to allow for ample time for Christmas shopping, Jesus will be appearing simultaneously at the Kingsgate Shopping Center in front of The Love Shoppe. And for those in the lower income bracket, please visit Jesus outside the United Supermarket on 2nd and University.