Announcing his "new and improved" revamping of the military, President Bush this morning outlined his plan to restructure the U.S. military to be more in line with his administrations world view.
In a speech delivered to the Armed Services Committee and the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Bush stated the need to overhaul a failing apparatus. "I'm a war President. I make decisions here in the Oval Office in foreign policy matters with war on my mind" stated Bush. His new decision will be the widest reaching shift in the American military since the Washington administration. At the core of the new plan is placing the bulk of military responsibilities with the Salvation Army.
"They already have the infrastructure to handle the basic beliefs of this administration, they just need better uniforms and weapons" a senior White House official added. Also slated as a part of this restructuring will be the completion of a new headquarters for military programs. For decades, the Pentagon has served as the nerve center for U.S. military operations but as a part of Operation Guarding Over Democracy, the outdated and blasphemous structure will be rebuilt into something more "architecturally appropriate for our way of life." The new 75 acre cross shaped headquarters is slated to be completed by the 2007 primaries.
3 comments:
Very nice. Not sure if humor or if you cut and pasted an AP article.
Sometimes it's hard to tell isn't it? I'll leave the cut and paste to the expert....
this article is great. But I think it needs more cowbell.
Go farther. Keep up updated...or are you afraid of the gestapo coming to fetch you?
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